Chief Pretty Officer Sleep Issue : {Product Guide Download}


C.P.O. RECORD
CHIEF. PRETTY. OFFICER.
"Sleep Edition": The Counter.
Tools For Real Rest.

The TL;DR: C.P.O. Last issue, I shared what sleep deprivation did to my mind, body, and confidence and how I started reclaiming rest as a ritual, not a luxury. This week, we’re going deeper. From calming tinctures to jawline-sculpting sleep tape (yes, seriously), this Counter drop is all about restoring your nervous system, protecting your peace, and finding your glow through better rest. Because when sleep goes, everything else breaks. Let’s fix that together.
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In our last issue, I shared what sleep deprivation did to my body and how it reshaped my mindset. It was raw, real, and I know many of you saw yourselves in parts of that story. But healing isn’t one-size-fits-all.

Some of us are mothers with early mornings. Some are caregivers, constantly tending to others. Some are navigating shifting hormones, new schedules, or simply trying not to wake our partners with 3 a.m. pacing. Some are not just not wanting to wake up at 3 a.m., period.

Wherever you are an early riser, late waker, routine-maker, or barely holding it together, I want to meet you there.

Sleep isn’t static. It changes as we do. And while the internet and social media are flooded with advice, what we really need is a small, sacred list of tools that actually support us where we are.

Let’s build that list together, not from overwhelm, but from the small things that actually work.

Stress is the quiet thief of sleep. Whether it’s work pressure, parenting burnout, hormone changes, life circumstances, or just your own racing mind, it’s hard to rest when your nervous system never truly powers down.

That’s why I start with the gentle tools. The low-hanging fruit.
The ones that calm before they correct.


Counter Sleep Edition.


Apothékary Tinctures.
If you’ve ever craved a glass of wine to take the edge off but didn’t want the alcohol? this is your secret weapon.

Take the Edge Off, a blend of passionflower and skullcap, supports your body’s natural stress response and helps you reset. I'll have more on this soon. I’m building out mocktail recipes for when you want the high without the hangover. : )

Kava Tea.
My evening go-to. One cup helps me quiet my thoughts, not in a drowsy, drugged way, but in a grounded, calm way. Kava’s active compounds (kavalactones) relax the body while keeping the mind clear.

C.P.O. Pro Tip Sip one hour before bed. Don’t rush it. Let rest begin before your head hits the pillow.

Sleep Tape.
You’ve never heard me rave about this before, and I’m not stopping. Sleep tape is that girl!!!

Better breathing, deeper sleep, natural jawline sculpting (yes!), and mental clarity that lasts all day.

🛑 But please do not DIY with the duct tape or some tape from the drug store. Use soft, skin-safe versions only. This isn’t a crime doc. It’s beauty sleep, not survival mode.
I wouldn't recommend a ‘broken’ version of sleep tape.

Bonus: Nasal breathing supports immune health, lowers blood pressure, and improves energy the next day.

Want more like this? They're waiting for you in the
C.P.O. Sleep Guide, located at the Counter and become inspired!

C.P.O. Counter | Sleep Guide.


This is a travel bag taste “of sleep tools”. These aren’t must-haves, but they are game-changers that have redefined how I rest and recover. Explore. Try what calls to you. Leave what doesn’t.

I want you to sleep beautifully, dream vividly, and wake up radiant. You’re not “aging;” you’re evolving.

Let rest be part of your power.




CHIEF PRETTY OFFICER. PROMPTS.
TO BEGIN WITH, YOUR SLEEP GUIDE WORKBOOK.

What story do I tell myself about sleep and is it still serving me?

If I treated sleep like skincare, something worth investing in, what would I do differently?

What’s one small, doable shift I can try this week to protect my rest?

Sleep is personal, seasonal, and will change, and so will you. The earlier you respond to those changes, the easier they become to manage. Minor tweaks settle the mind; make them small, and I promise you will win.

Until next time, stay rested, stay radiant.


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